Wombat miracle cubes: The eco-friendly revolution for real Dice-fans!
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Bored of conventional cubes and looking for a cube-shaped revelation? As you may know, a wombat's remains are cuboid-shaped. This gives us the opportunity to proudly present you our fabulous wombat cube wonders - the perfect combination of animal magic and eco-friendly cube revolution!
Our fluffy friends from down under conjure up magic with their Dicesimilar legacies a very special kind of happy moments. Be inspired by the incomparable quality of these cube-shaped natural wonders - straight from the butts of the wombat geniuses to your gaming table!
Each of our wombat miracle cubes is carefully collected by hand to ensure the perfect cube shape. In the process, we take care not to disturb the natural habitat of the wombat population. They are then gently dried and finished to provide a flawless dice experience.
With Wombat Feces Dice, you're guaranteed to be the star of any role-playing game. Make your friends green with envy as you achieve impressive results with these cube-shaped poop art!
Important Note: This product is an April Fool's joke and of course not actually available. We hope that we could put a smile on your face.