Thirsty Sword Lesbians – The queerest action & drama RPG you've ever played
Thirsty Sword Lesbians is a narrative role-playing game about sword-wielding heroines, big emotions, fiery conflicts, and the possibility that every fight can end in a kiss.
Whether you're facing the icy Lady of Chains, piloting spaceships through the galaxy, or creating new love stories as a wandering matchmaker: This RPG tells queer adventures full of passion, courage, and drama.
If you love angsty disaster lesbians, epic duels, heart-wrenching conflicts, and unexpected romances – welcome to your new favorite game.
What awaits you in this book
Emotional storytelling
A rule system (Powered by the Apocalypse) that centers both dramatic scenes and the players' safety. Fights, flirts, confessions — everything flows organically together.
Nine unique character types
Each playbook class highlights a specific type of emotional conflict:
Beast, Chosen, Devoted, Infamous, Nature Witch, Scoundrel, Seeker, Spooky Witch, Trickster
Worlds full of queer adventures
In addition to tools for creating your own campaigns and worlds, the book contains numerous pre-made settings like:
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Neon City 2099 – Cyberpunk poets & rebellion
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Les Violettes Dangereuses – Steamfunk & breaking oppression
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Starcross Galaxy – Laser swords, politics & interstellar flirtation
… and many more.
Easy game mastering
With advice on the tone of the campaign, the structure of the game, designing exciting opponents, and safely handling emotional themes.
Bonus material
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World-building worksheet
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Setting seeds like The Constellation Festival or Sword Lesbians of the Three Houses
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Variant rules for identities, relationship intensity, and thematic details
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